So You Think You Can Dance in Church #2
OK, this dance thing has bitten me now. Scandalised by the mere suggestion of pelvic thrusting in churches I have begun scouring YouTube to see what churches out there are doing. I’m finding some surprising stuff. The biggest surprise being…
that a lot of the dancing has very little to do with anything, except, people [especially guys] ‘doin’ their thang’ to the shrieks of admiring girls.
However, there is ’safe’ stuff out there. Just not sure it’s got enough ‘get up and go’, cos we don’t want people to have ‘got up and gone’:
What about pastors? Can they dance? Should they dance? This suggests maybe they should stick to preaching?
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This next one is getting close to proving my point about relevance
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=61zKySmMNT8
One video you will not see, is me dancing. If one exists, I will move heaven and earth to destroy it.
Dancing ?
I would never countenance the thought of it !
Then again, I would once have never countenance the thought of using the word countenance.
I won’t dance in Church, not because of any theological issue, but because on the rare occasions when I dance, I look like an orangatang walking on dry ice.
Additionally, why don’t Baptists make love standing up? Because it looks too much like dancing.