Tired of picky musicians? Tired of cranky creative types getting into squabbles about guitar amp volumes, correct reading of music scores, the right fold back levels, the choice of songs, etc? Tired of rosters and finding people to fill in for people who can’t make the roster or who don’t want to play when other people are playing? Want to know the solution to your tiredness? Sack the band! Yeah that’s right. Pick up the phone right now, or even better still do it by SMS, or even better just post a YouTube video, and tell the lot of them they are S.A.C.K.E.D.

Replace them with these geniuses displayed below instead. There’s plenty of indoor dwelling game playing freaks in your youth group. Why not put their gaming skills to good use? Save them from a life of sun-starved dungeon-dwelling opacity. Put them to use with their infuriating little gadgets, and replace your fractious musicians with these little screen addicts.

All you need to do is feed them with packets of chips and a carton of Red Bull. Goodbye musicans, hello gamers! And guess what? They’ll come to church every Sunday and not just on the days they are rostered on! Bonus!!!