Another classic find over at Stuff Christians Like: Christian Emoticons. This is my new funniest site on the web. Here’s some examples:

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This means, “I stayed in bed this morning and accidentally missed church. Please don’t judge me if we see each other at a restaurant on Sunday afternoon and I am clearly wearing clothes that indicate I did not go.” (Also known as “bedside Baptist.”)

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This means, “Our church had to install speed bumps in the parking lot because despite what the sermon said, I will run you over if you get in my way when I am trying to leave church.

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This means, “I am a Christian with a halo and a unibrow. I wear both proudly.”

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This means, “I drink coffee during church! Lots of coffee!”

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This means, “Our small church is becoming a megachurch.”

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This means, “You will see lots of people singing with their hands raised at our church.”

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This means, “I am a bald worship leader.”

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This means, “Our new church building has movie-theater style seats.”

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This means, “We handle snakes at our church during service.”

Check out the rest here.

Why not have a crack at submitting your own? I’ll display the best.